Sunday we had a little slower of a morning and didn't head out until just after 9. We decided to take a bus to the Porta Portese Market. It's a market full of cheap wares that is only open Sunday mornings. It was a regrettable choice for me. The bus was almost 20 mins late so we basically had the next group of people at the stop too and we barely all fit in the bus. I was literally smooshed against Tyler in the front and had some random ladies butt cheeks smooshed against me in the back. Nobody seemed to ever leave and more people just kept trying to cram on. It was a really uncomfortable half hour ride.
When we got to the market we started strolling and realized we had messed up. Most of the booths just took cash, that's why the prices were so cheap, and we had spent the last of our cash the day before. I also thought there would be more food booths mixed in but it took awhile to finally get to a booth where I was able to grab a super healthy sugar doughnut for breakfast (thankfully they took credit card). There were so many people there and so many booths- the market just kept going and going. I later found out it is just over 2km long. Most of the booths sold cheap clothes, you could also find booths with books, toys, luggage and housewares. It was very full of Italians- I think many of them do there shopping there. There was a dress I might have bought if we had cash but really not too much else I was inspired to get. Tyler and I did say if we went to Italy again, we should just pack nothing and then go buy our stuff there (most things were under 10euros).
When we finally had enough strolling, we decided to hop a bus home, but the closest bus was running late again. There was a nearby Trolleybus that Tyler thought would take us back so we ran to catch it since it seemed nice and empty and like a good solution. It did not take us back home, it was the wrong line (It also started with an H like the right line, it was just a different color. Confusing!). Instead it took us the wrong direction and then basically back to our starting point at the market. Fail. We ended up just walking back to our bnb because we were not in the mood to catch another bus and potentially be squished again. It was kind of long and crabby walk for us both. The whole morning had kind of put us both in sour moods.
On our way back to our bnb we grabbed a panini at Fuorinorma. I was trying to eat something safe since my bowels had started acting up again. We took it back to our bnb to eat and then after a short rest it was time to meet up for our golf cart tour. Once again, we had lucked out, and were the only ones to sign up for the group tour. We had Luca all to ourselves. A golf cart tour is really the way to go and we should have probably done it on one of our first nights so we could have gotten an overview of everything. It was so nice to rest from all of the walking we had been doing (roughly 8 miles a day) and Luca was a native to Rome so he had lots of fun facts and information to share with us. Watching him drive though, gave Tyler and I confirmation that we never ever want to drive in Rome. There doesn't seem to be a lot of road rules. Lane lines seem to be a suggestion and there were a few times that he just stopped and was out in a lane and it was just no big deal. He also got uncomfortably close to pedestrians (unless there is a street light, you just have to push your way into a crossing and even when there is a street light, people still go as soon as traffic clears).
One of our first stops on the golf cart tour was the Colosseum. Of course we had already been in it but he gave us some new facts- like how the Christians tried to make over every pagan thing so they added a cross in front of it. He also took a picture of us both so know we have something that is a step up from the selfies we had been taking.
Next he drove us out of the busy city, past the Caracalla Baths and to the Catacombs of St Callixtus. More specifically, he took us to the Catacomb of San Sebastiano. It had been a warm day so I didn't have a jacket and I had regrets when we arrived at the waiting area to go into the Catacomb- it was very chilly. Thankfully once we went down, it was a little warmer. We learned about San Sebastian- he was a soldier for the Emperor and was shot with arrows and then beaten to death when the Emperor found out that he was a Christian. We saw the catacombs which had been robbed so all that was left was really just a bunch of empty holes where bodies had been. We also saw 3 pagan burial rooms that had once been covered by the dirt that was removed to make the Christian catacombs. We were not allowed to take pictures of the catacombs. This tour was all done by a different person than our golf cart driver. He said he would just get lost in the catacombs and so would I if we didn't have her. It is a literal maze down there.
When we finished in the catacombs, we went up to the chapel and then were back on the golf cart. He drove us past some things and then stopped at Apian Way to take a picture of us. It is one of the most oldest and most vital roads because it connects Rome to Brindisi.
Our next stop was a chapel, Santa Maria in Palmis. Legend has it that at this spot, that St Peter was fleeing Rome to avoid martyrdom and met Jesus walking to the city. He asked Jesus where he was going and Jesus said "I am going to Rome to be crucified again" so Peter turned around to face his fate.
Our last stop was The Orange Trees Garden. This was not part of the tour but we had some extra time so he took us there. It was pretty and it had a nice view of Rome. He also taught Tyler how to properly drink out of the fountains that you can find everywhere in Rome. You plug the hole and it streams out in more of an arc from the top.
That night, after our golf cart tour, we went on a walk to get our last few souvenirs. We went to L'Artigianato so Tyler could get some fun chess pieces. He ended up with a cool set that has Roman and Greek Warrios. I also got a fun ceramic plate that says La Mamma. Then we went back to the journal store, Manufactured in Italy, because we decided we needed to get the boys a journal too.
When we finished spending our money on cool things, we were hungry, so we decided to have our fancy meal in Rome. We ended up at Osteria dell'Anima. I picked it because they had pear filled pasta and I had loved that so much in Florence. It ended up not being great. We started with some deep fried veggies but they were just greasy and pretty tasteless. Then I had my pear filled pasta but it was not at all like the pasta in Florence. It was pear pieces, not pear puree, and the pasta was tough. Not a fan. Tyler, however, thought that the chicken he had there was magical. I am glad one of us liked the fancy meal.
On our way back, we stopped by the Trevi Fountain. This fountain is a Lego set so I felt obligated to see it. And now I feel obligated to buy this lego set. It really is a beautiful fountain. For a grand price of $2 each, we were able to get in front of all the crowds and properly see it. Well worth the total $4 we spent. We threw a coin in the fountain and that means we will return there someday. We also drank out of the fountain at the side of it so now Tyler and I will be together for an eternity. Love all these superstitions.
Monday was our last day in Rome and we had no real plans. We had a very lazy morning and then went and grabbed some pastries at Regoli Pasticceria.
Then we walked to Villa Borghese. We hadn't walked in that direction yet and it was much less peopley and the area looked very nice. It was really nice to see trees and be away from the crowds. There were some nice fountains and "temples". There was also this really fun lake that you could go row boating in but Tyler didn't want to wait in line to take me out. I think it could've been fun. Instead we ended up meeting the "European Forrest Gump" who made me quite uncomfortable. He looked shady and kept telling us about how too many people are worried about time and let it control them. He told us how he doesn't want to stay still but just wants to walk forever. We ended up looking him and he was legit but I still didn't enjoy feeling cornered nby him. He probably wanted us to give him some money or food or something.
When he finally walked away from us, it was time for us to head back to our bnb. We decided to stop by the Pantheon on our way. We didn't have tickets and I tried to get them online but for some reason my phone was not working so we ended up just waiting in line to buy tickets. The line went quickly and we got to go inside the famous ancient temple. It has the worlds' largest unreinforced dome and an open ceiling oculus.
When we finished looking around the Pantheon we were both needed to pee and were very hungry. There was a McDonald's nearby so we tried to go to the bathroom there. Tyler had success but I did not. There was a line of like 20 people for 1 stall and it just wasn't moving. I felt like the 35 min walk to our bnb would be faster. I also was feeling indecisive about food so we just started walking home. I felt miserable and crabby and it was not a great walk. I just wanted to cry. When we were about 10 mins away from our bnb, we found a pizza joint- Pizzeria Della Madonna dei Monti- that had good reviews so we stopped. This was a good choice. It had a bathroom and the pizza was really good. It was just what I needed. I was feeling so much better that I decided to get some dessert. I got a strawberry tiramisu because I was sure it was be strawberry flavored and not soaked in coffee but there was coffee on the bottom. So gross. I felt obligated to eat it all because it was very small. I will not be a coffee drinker anytime soon.
After that we pretty much were done with the day and spent the rest of our evening packing up and resting up for travel home the next day.
We got to the airport 3.5 hours early because I just can't help myself. It was a really nice airport and everything went smoothly, no line to check in our luggage and a very short line for security. It's so nice that you don't have to take your shoes off or liquids out anymore. Then, just like the trains, we found out gate numbers aren't released right away. Ours was not going to be released for another hour and a half so we got to do some more waiting. I got a sandwich and a drink and wandered for a bit at some point but mostly I just sat and waited. Tyler wandered a bit too and came back with a panda bear and giant lollipop for Ruby. She is spoiled.
Once the gate number was released we had a long walk to the gate. On our way there we saw a smoking room which I thought was just crazy, but I wasn't really surprised because a vast majority of the population in Italy seems to smoke or vape. The night before we ended up changing our seats from a row near the back, to row 6 since we didn't have much time to get to our connecting flight. It was a wise choice. The flight was short and went smoothly and they even gave us a sandwich. But when we landed we literally had 15 minutes before our next flight started boarding so we had to book it. Of course our new gate was on the other side of the terminal. It was such a long walk but at least the line for exiting customs was short. The only hiccup was that I tried to go up to the window with Tyler but the guy said to only come one at the time (that was opposite from how things went in Amsterdam, hence my confusion). I was bummed that we didn't get to hang in the Paris airport because they had some fun shops but we just barely made it in time for our flight. I was also bummed that I didn't have time to grab some food for our long flight.
For our last leg from Paris to Detroit, we had changed our seats so that we were behind the divider/wall. This was another wise choice because it really did give us a lot of extra leg room and we could prop our feet up on the wall. That was great. The only bummers for this flight were 1- I had started my period and had to use the claustrophobic bathroom more than I like. And 2- they never fed us! We were on the flight for almost 7 hours before they finally gave us food. We probably could have bought dinner but we didn't, because I figured there would be snacks. Seriously there were no snacks and no food for 7 very long hours. Only drinks. I reminded myself that I have fasted longer with church but when you are just sitting around- it feels like forever. When they finally fed us, they gave us a little bag with a sandwich, muffin, and yogurt drink. It felt like the most amazing meal in the world. Other than those 2 things the flight was fine. I spent most of it binge watching "Shrinking" which makes me cry and laugh in equal parts. It's a good show.
At 7pm we landed in Detroit. We had essentially been up since 1:30 am Detroit time so we were exhausted to say the least. This time, at customs, they wanted us both at that window. He was sassy to me about not coming up with Tyler and so I explained about Paris. He was like, "Well obviously we're not Paris." Super helpful. Anyways, our luggage took a bit to come down but Tyler's parents' timing was perfect. They got there right as we came out. When we got home Ruby gave us a good squeal and ran to us. She was my buddy again. It was nice to feel loved because she gave zero cares about us when we video called while we were away. The other kids seemed glad to have us back too. I think they had taken over a lot of the care for Ruby and she can be exhausting. That night Ruby woke up crying and to be honest. I think she was worried we were going to leave again. She clung so hard to me.
It has been hard adjusting to real life. Cooking, cleaning and doing laundry for a whole family is not super fun. I had hoped to have my friend clean the house so I could come home to a clean house (I was going to pay her) but Tyler's dad said he would take care of it. His idea of taking care of it was moving all the kids toys to my parents' garage and vacumming. The rest still needed a good cleaning when we got home (and I had to bring the toys back). I am not upset that he didn't do it, just upset that he told me not to have my friend come and clean. I should not have listened to him.
Jet lag is real and I have been pretty exhausted the last few days but I am finally starting to have more energy. Lucy also decided to take down Ruby's crib and make her toddler bed a couple days ago so that's another fun adjustment. We have to put up a baby gate so Ruby can't get into her sisters' things and another baby gate to keep her in the room. Super fun. But actually fun, Tyler got his company car, a GMC Acadia and it literally has all the trims. It is so fancy! I am so happy that he finally has the nice car in our family- he deserves it! Also fun, I got to hang out with Grace and it was so nice to see her and catch up on all the things. She really seems to care about the things I care about. She is a good friend. And other than that life is just being life.





























































































